Once upon a time there was a girl named Sarah and she made two friends in her puny high school orchestra named Robyn and Brittany. These three girls (not to mention EXTREMELY attractive and fabulous violinists) formed a trio, which later came to be known as the Holy Cheese Trio . . . which is kind of a lengthy story . . . so just go with me por favor. Anyways, one day Sarah heard this particular song and fell in LOVE. And because the obnoxious amount of times Brittany asked Sarah for a ride home, it was only a matter of time before Brittany would hear the song, and then soon Robyn. Thus, the ridiculously nonsensical lyrics of this song spoke to these crazy ladies and here is an excerpt for your viewing pleasure:
Hello, hello, calling a Carl Projectorinsky to the front, of the cathedral
You have won, dear sir.
May I congratulate you first? OH what an honor.
Human, HUMAN OF THE YEAR.
And YOU won!
Why are you so scared? You stand there shaking in your pew.
The icons are whispering to you. They're just old men, like on the benches in the park -- except their balding spots are glistening with gold.
And there you have it.
But seriously, this is a tribute to the "HOLY CHEESE TRIO"
These girls are FANTASTIC and will do great things. And they are some of the best friends I've ever had. Thanks so much!
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